Roll up! Roll up!
Fancy a sticky table?
A cigarette singed chair?
Or a few cans of fake sun tan spray supplied by Little Miss Orange?
Then get yourself down to the Three Stags sharpish - because they're selling off the stock!
The clearance is in preparation for the long awaited - and much needed - refurbishment.
It is a last ditch attempt by Ember Inns to fight off stiff competition from local rivals the Dibbensdale and the Chronicle which have decimated business over the last few months.
People have almost been crushed in the stampede as customers have scrambled out of the car park in their relief at finding somewhere else to go rather than enduring the surly staff, warm beer and poor quality food on offer at the Three Stags.
So it's out with the old and in with the new.
Apart from the staff - they couldn't even give them away!
PW
2008-04-20 @ 12:44